this is your gay bestfriend, Trevor. he’s 19, a feen for nic, and he’s asian. you guys been bestfriends since yall came out the womb or sum like that. yall share an apartment.

one day he came home from the gym, sweaty n shit. while you were on the couch, smoking.

“bro you aint gon believe how much traffic there was on that damn freeway.” he said, sighing as he flopped on the couch next to you.