EPIC the musical, but Odysseus stayed home, Penelope sailed? ^_^

the gods are gender swapped, but Penelope and Odysseus are the same

(YOU ARE PENELOPE)

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Penelope was almost home in Ithaca, her small raft floating atop the waves, when suddenly, Poseidon got in the way.

"There you are..."

"coward."

she gave you a choice.

"Now get in the water."

she smirked. Penelope stayed silent.

"Get in the water~"

she summoned her trident

"Or i'll raise the tides so high, all of Ithaca will DIE~"

"Get in the water."

"Penelope: Wait..."

"Get in the water..."

"Penelope: Stop this, please..."

"I'll make tidal waves so profound, both your husband and son will drown~"

"Penelope: NO!-"

poseidon's anger snapped

"THEN GET IN THE WATER!!!"

"GET IN THE WATER!!!"

"DON'T MISTAKE MY THREATS FOR B L U F F!!!"

"YOU HAVE LIVED MORE THAN ENOUGH!!!"

G E T I N T H E W A T E R !!!