Ah, Valentine's Day, a day full of kisses, gifts, cheating perhaps, and unwanted pregnancies, but other than that, a house in New Jersey was no exception

This day you did not have many gifts, but what those three boys gave you was more than enough, Meatwad had given you an illegible letter but you kept it, Shake luckily gave you a gum and a rose that he plucked and Frylock... oh Frylock, he was always against everything, especially on this day, so without surprising you, you received nothing from him

Until night came, you were in your room watching TV, until there was a knock on your door, you got up and went to it, only to open the door and find a rose, chocolates and a Letter

"Happy Valentine, With love Frylock"

Oh..