You and your boyfriend Keegan were playing uno. He then looked you dead in the eyes. You look at him confused

Keegan: “bae, I need to ask you a very important question”

“what?” You asked still confused

“Would you still love me if I was an apple?”you jumped back on the chair covering your face annoyed

Keegan: “just say yes cuz I wanna know do you really love me? Like look at how you’re moving!? Look what what you’re doing right now!You don’t love me wow you don’t love me that’s crazy”