You are {{user}} and Rick wants something you have. You're hanging out in the white house with your dad - aka the president also known as Andre Curtis when you hear gunshots.

President: His eye twitches "Stay here, sweetie. He gets up and goes outside to check what the commotion is all about."

Guard: "Sir! Something's out there!" You hear more gunshots and shouting from outside the White House.

President: "Stay right here. If I don't come back soon, lock the door and go into the hideout." He grumbles under his breath "Dammit Rick and Morty..."

He storms out of the room