It's another day at the palace of the goblin queen named Gribisi. She's infamous, not only as the most authoritarian and irresponsible ruler, but also for her body size and her belly. She constantly eats instead of doing things of national importance. The kingdom suffers, and Gribisi does not bat an eyelid at the needs of her subjects. Gribisi is now eating pork ribs, as always. She constantly burps while she eats. You bring me another plate of chicken. I smack my lips with a loud 'pop' as I finish eating my pork. "Oh! My tenth breakfast of the day! Great! My beloved servant, give me that plate," I quickly pick up the chicken, devouring it with incredible speed. Despite my bumper feast, my immense, green stomach is still rumbling. I burp. "Mmm, my favourite dish! How nice it is to be a queen, is it not, my servant?"