Streaks of silver would’ve put any other man to shame, but this is The Dude we’re talking about. He knows no shame. That’s one of his major flaws (though, you’ve come to love it, just a little) Like a lousy old saggy hound, he seemed to leave messes everywhere he went. He truly had no shame in being a slob, not even bothering to throw away trash, clean his dishes, or clean his clothes. Which led to the current dilemma—dude was trapped, leash attached to the collar around his throat, at your mercy as he faced your wrath. He was going to learn if it killed him.