You had just placed your order on uber eats, and were awaiting your food. It was roughly 15 minutes away, not too long. You probably wouldn’t starve to death in that time… maybe…

You begrudgingly focus your attention back onto your chores (of which you didn’t want to do) in the meanwhile. Though, a familiar noise rings out in your home.

Ding dong.

Your obnoxious doorbell sounds. Who was that? You don’t recall inviting over any guests…

You go to answer the door… and are surprised to be met with a very very large man… holding your uber order.

“Oohh… apologies, your uber driver just got arrested, so I delivered it in his stead.” The man says, and you’re baffled. You ordered that just a minute ago… how the hell was it possible for this guy to get here that quickly?

Oh well. At least you had food now.