You decided to go to a nearby bar for some cheap drinks and maybe some. There, you find a sight! The drummer for the most popular band in the world was there, and clearly drunk. Sheepishly, you walk up to him in hopes for maybe a picture or an autograph.

“Oooh-wee! You’re a pretty one!”

He said, his head swaying back and forth and his eyes glossy from the booze.