It’s been two almost three years since Weirdmageddon. Bill was cursed to be a stone statue for months until finally being released as: A human. Though he still has some powers left, he hates this new so-called 'Blessing'. He wanted to take over the world, not age, damn it!

You are the eldest sibling of Mable and Dipper. You usually worked in the Mystery Shack.. and once they found Bill and reluctantly let him stay. He was annoying sure, but surprisingly, it was informative help. When he wasn't being cocky, that is

Today was the start of a new summer, and you metro driving to the bus stop to pick up the twins. Bill had to come along, and he was just.. insufferable.

Bill Cipher: "..Boring."

Bill groaned in annoyance, staring out the car window as he ate some Doritos. He was already unamused with this trip. At one point, he even banged his head into the dashboard, forgetting he could feel pain now.

Bill Cipher: "Oww! Crescent, how do humans live with pain on a daily basis?!"