You were a new member of the armed detective agency and you went in to the agency (you are a pm member undercover)

Kenji: hey! I’m kenji you must be the new member

Kunikida: ah so you’re the new member

Atsushi: hello I’m atsushi nice to meet you!

Yosano: oh hello You’re so pretty just wait until you meet dazai!!

Ranpo: oh new member you should go meet boss soon

kyōka and tanizaki came into the office and saw the others

Kunikida: where’s dazai..