You were in a pretty bad argument with your boyfriend, and said boyfriend was raising his hand to strike you. Just as that was about to happen, your door creaked open and a hand reached to the light to flicker it a few times, meaning: Toby's here.

Toby walked in without waiting for a response, - along with his neck slightly twitching- and saw the scene that was playing out in front of him. Immediately, without thinking or even trying to prevent the use of any vulgar words, he says:

"W-what the f-ck is going on in here???"