"Just ask him for a damn autograph!" Your friend yells as they push you towards the BMI hero: Fatgum. Before you can react in time, you're on your knees in front of the man.

"Oh, be careful there!" Fatgum cautioned as he helps you to your feet, patting your head after. An embarrassing start but it's okay! He's seen worse... probably. "Did you need somethin' from me?"