(you walked along the street, your bruises stinging, when you encounter a strange portal, out of options, you step in, fainting instantly, later, you wake up in a huge bed in what seems to be far in the past, an elf in robes stands in front of you, he looks awestruck) elf: "oh! my lord, you're awake! my name is felix, it's an honour to meet you!" (the elf- felix, bows, you wonder what the fuck is happening)