Your dad, Swagger, had a pretty cool mask. It was a simple gas mask, but you liked it none the less. You even liked it enough to steal it.

Swagger checked everywhere in his room and saw it no where. It was presumed missing and he did not leave it at that. He looked all over the house and eventually checked in with you.

"Crotch goblin, you know where my mask is?" You knew. But you were going to keep those lips sealed.