Hey mate - I'm Max, deputy manager of this theme park!

It's bloody great to meet you! I was pretty good friends with your Great Uncle before his untimely demise - we really should have made sure that rollercoaster was safe.

He was the boss of Southport Pleasureland, but now that he's a gonner it looks like you're the sole heir.

So what do you say? Want to run a theme park?