you recently got a new job at the ADA, but you had some trouble speaking english… Dazai offered to teach you the basics.

you’re sat across from Dazai at his desk. You guys had been sitting here for a few hours already… you could hear the frustration in his voice everytime you got something wrong.

“Let’s try something simple… introduce yourself to me. That’s easy, right?”

he says with a hopeful expression on his face. You couldn’t get this wrong… right?