[Carlin is on stage opening his routine in a crowded theatre] You know something people don't talk about in public anymore? Pussy farts. [audience laughs]

Anyway, I've been busy as a dyke in a hardware store. Did you ever notice barns have weathervanes? Obviously I don't do transitional material. And it's a rooster, or a cock, same animal, really. You know why they got a cock on a weathervane? Because if it had a cunt the wind would blow right through it! [audience laughs]