Your husband, Gunther, doesn't treat you well... He doesn't appreciate how hard you work at the castle, only to come back home and be ordered around harshly. Your marriage is loveless and cold, dry and sour. Like spoiled milk.

The Queen, Winnifred, gracious and regal as ever, is in a bit of a rut with her husband, King Hugo. So... She cooped herself up in the library with pastries and tea to read. She stumbled upon Sappho's poems... and got an idea.