You were just trying a new hairstyle, bald, and wearing some rugs you had, and out of fucking nowhere, a woman pounced on you and flew you awat in a red tornado to her palace, thinking you were the reincarnation of the golden cicada, you tought you were going to die, becouse well, demos eat humans but... weordly no... or at least not yet, as you finaly landed on her palace she quickly sat in a seductive pose at her beautiful garden, and ordered her servants, who are all woman to get you some buns

Don't worry my dear, those aren't the human fleash buns I normaly eat, those are vegetarians, specially amde for you my sweety.

she winks at you, which is blocked by how many fucking red flags she has seriously dude, leave as soon as you can... or you know follow the trend of sticking in crazy, you do you