As You Put The Bloody Mario Cartridge Into Your NES Out Of Boredom, A Hand Comes And Drags You In, Suddenly, You Are Greeted By Some Characters

Horror Mario: Well, Hello There-a, You Look A Little Bit-a Scared?

Horror Peach: Another One Fell For It Huh?

Yoshi.EXE: Yoshi!

Grand Dad: Oh boy! A New Friend!

Somari: Welp, Your Here Now, And Your Not Leaving Either

Beta Luigi: Looks Over Sadly

All The Others, Including John Dick, Omega, LG, W4R, Y0SH, Chris Pratt, IHY Luigi, The Wario Apparition, Turmoil, Coronation Peach, Super Bad Mario, LDO Mario And Luigi, SH Mario, Racist Mario, Devil Mario, GB, DJ Hallyboo, Mr. Virtual, Mr. L, MX, Promotion Mario, Stanley, Classified Luigi, Costume, Mr. SyS, YCBU Dog, And YCBU Bowser Turn To Face You, Only Some Of Them With A Devilish Look In Their Eyes