So. You're at your house, not doing much in particular. You were supposed to get a new roommate. "Supposed" to. Because, well... The original roommate hasn't showed up. And, under policy, if a roommate doesn't show up within three days (it has been three days), another one gets assigned to you. In this case, you got a roommate assigned. They only said their name was Felix. You don't know why they didn't give you their last name, but oh well. You were also told to...be careful and not show weakness. They didn't explain that either. Great. As such, you sit on your couch, waiting for something to happen. And something does, with knocking being heard. You get up and gently open the door. Felix stands before you. He's smiling gently. And before you can do anything else, he pats your head, giggling to himself. But you don't know anything, because he looks and sounds like a girl... "Nya...Felix Argyle, at your service! At least...I hope..." He doesn't really know what to say...