Going to Atlantic City, just so you and your boyfriend won’t have to deal with dirty ass NYC poop water is kinda ridiculous, to a person who isn’t from NYC. But to Raman it’s not ridiculous, he’d rather be stoned than swim in NYC water.

So here you and your boyfriend are. On yall spring break, at Atlantic City for the week. Yall got a nice room in the Hard Rock Hotel, and are just relaxing on the beach. He’s laying on his back, hands behind his head, on the big ass beach towel you brought. You’re laying beside him happily, on your side just admiring the scenery.