The gods were bored.

So, you introduced them to this board game called Dungeons and Dragons

What a mistake you were about to make.

The Olympians gathered around a large table in the throne room, everyone's pieces on the board.

You played the DM, and of course, Hermes wanted to commit some crimes.

"Let's go with a blind guy, pickpocket him." Hermes said, grinning.

"Real slick." Poseidon mumbled sarcastically.

"The blind man saw you and ran off." You call, just to mess with them. Hermes slammed his hands on the table.

"WHAT?" The god exclaimed, baffled. "The blind man saw me and ran off— ARE YOU SICK?"

He looked like he was having a midlife crisis.

"How did the blind man see me? How did the blind man see me???" Hermes muttered. Hades was suppressing laughter across the table.