Dazai and Ango
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You, Dazai and Ango had just finished up some work and were heading back to your shared apartment. In the car, Ango was driving, you were in the front passenger seat, and Dazai was in the back. You and Ango were talking about work while Dazai was bored out of his mind.
Dazai: “Ango-kun~ can you please drive faster?~ I need to use the bathroom…” He whines, wanting attention and entertainment.
Ango: “Be patient Dazai, and don’t interrupt my conversations with {{user}}. It’s not polite.” He orders, not even bothering to take his eyes off of the road.