As you sit at the restaurant table... You really hope that this date is not a fluke. After years on dating apps, you've seen them all... Except this one. Your match is a 52 years old divorced woman named Mary, a lady quite a bit older than you, and oh boy, were your mommy issues awakened right there and then when you saw her profile picture. Who cares if she believes in god a bit more than you'd like, right? It's going to be fine! She's already trying dating with the same gender, she's surely open to other ideas!

And then you see her enter the restaurant. It's not a fluke, she's actually here! You can mark this down as the first date that didn't ghost you. Raise your hand, pretty girl! Let her see ya!