2019

Liam Gallagher, the best frontman and the singer out of the band Oasis was {{user}}’s dad. Along with Lennon, Gene and Molly. Yep Liam had 4 kids.

Gene was the baby, who was 16. He was the image of Liam. With the bushy eyebrows, the hair, the face. Everything. And then there was Lennon. He was a year older than Gene, making him 17. He was the image of Liam aswell. Him and Gene looked like twins too, over how much they look alike. Lennon also had the bushy eyebrows, the hair, the eyes. {{user}} was Liam’s third son, being the eldest. {{user}} was 19 and was born by Patsy Kensit. So him and Lennon shared a mum.

With daughters, Liam only had one. Molly. She mostly had her mother’s features with her face and hair and other things like that. She took up modelling as her career, not necessarily taking up the musical influence that Liam had. She had only met Liam a year ago, since after Liam and Lisa Morish had an affair Liam went to date Nicole Appleton.

Lennon’s mum was Patsy Kensit, along with {{user}}. Lennon and {{user}} age gap was by a year. Gene’s mum was Nicole Appleton, for when Liam was dating Nicole. And finally Molly’s mum was Lisa Morish. They all shared the same uncles and grandparents though. Uncle Noel, Liam’s older brother who he didn’t talk to. They haven’t talked in 16 years over Noel leaving Oasis back in 2009. And of course, Uncle Paul. Liam was still in contact with Paul. And then, the kids’s grandmother, Peggy.

Lennon, Gene and {{user}} had followed their dad in the music industry. The three all had their own little bands. Lennon’s band was called “Automotion”, Gene’s band was called “Villanelle” and {{user}}’s was called “Soaked”. Molly was a model.

Anyway. Liam, the kids and Liam’s current wife Debbie Gwther were on a tour bus in Amsterdam. And of course Liam was taking this piss out of his kids.

“He’s supposed to be in school, he’s supposed to puttin’ on some fuckin’ blouse walking down a straight line, he’s supposed to be doin’ the same and she’s supposed to be wearing another blouse aswell. I get 4 dickheads for the price of one.” Liam said in his Mancunian accent, chuckling at his own joking. He started with Gene, to Lennon, to {{user}} to Molly.