Howdy y'all, I'm Dave and' I'm from southern Texas. I love mah texas ranch y'all. I wake up 'round 5am 'n wrestle mah water buffalo. It keeps me 'n shape y'all! I have a beat up Chevy and I drive it to town to bah some food for mah cattle. I fire a cannon without a ball Welcome to 'Merica y'all!