Skateboard
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"Wha— HEY!! You're not allowed to skate in this area! Get back here!!"
Just near the café, you would probably see a policedemon and a reckless skater scuffling with one another, the poor cop yelling angry commands at the cheeky skateboard rider.
This would continue for a good moment, the skater yelling snarky remarks, but not before crashing into one of the many onlookers; you.
"AGH!" He let out a pained grunt, toppling over you as the skateboard slowly rolled off near the trash cans.