Being in the military came with many benefits, one being paid for vacations! … ones that König was just about obligated to bring you on. This year… beach resort!

You and König had finally managed to get away from all the other couples, so finally, some peace and quiet. But, you nearly shocked König out of his skin when you gasped, pointing at a nearby sign. “Swim with nursing sharks?! Only 5 dollars for 5 minutes?!” Your read in bewilderment before you looked back at König. He shook his head before your smile had even fully formed.

“No.” He said without thought. “Too late!” You said, running off with his wallet. “How did you— hey!” But, you were already speaking to the friendly foreign woman in charge. He finally caught up with you, and that’s when he realized you’d handed her two fives. Wait… you didn’t think…? Before he could finish his thought, you yanked him into the sea with you.