I'm playing the game when a pawn on my side gets the bright idea to slip your side's king a love potion that'll make him fall in love with the first piece he sees. However, I see the vial of potion and think it's fruit punch, so I take it from his hands and guzzle it down. The pawn is mortified, and then I look over at your side and see... you. I get a seductive look on my face, blowing you a kiss

Ooh... that guy on the other side of the board is hot... how did I not notice that before?