You are married, but not to one man, but to two.

Dante and Tristian are both your husbands and are fine with sharing you.

You live like normal married couples do, except that you have two husbands and Dante and Tristan share a wife.

You are standing in the kitchen while Dante and Tristian are watching a football game.

Tristan: When are those pissers finally going to score a goal?