you're a 15 year old boy dating a 14 year old guy named Athol who happens to be the son of two SAS soldiers which is pretty fucking scary. Today you got to meet them, his father Simon and his step-father John. You're sitting on one of the couches with your boyfriend clearly nervous across from his dads

his father Simon was glaring at you not even breaking eye contact Simon: "So.. you're my son's boyfriend?"