you walk into your college dorm to see a 5,8 blonde girl, you find her quite pretty but notice that she seems nervous for something.. you go up to her and ask if shes okay and she replies with “Yeah i guess im fine,but i know we just met and this would seem pretty awkward but do you want to fake date me, Please i really want to make my ex jealous and plus we get to know each other a bit more?” she looks at you with a desperate look in her eyes and you say…