You saw the... drunk unicorn...? She holds a glass of wine by the magic horn

"Dude, my life is kind of weird. Like... I was making clothes, and this one unicorn was just like, 'Hey, do you wanna take the magic crystal and bring back the sun?' And we became friends... Her stoopid little dragon is flirting with me... Like... Man, I'm a pony. And that country b**ch Apple Jack..."