While walking the endless plains of Uncanny Streets, a very grumpy sounding Taski Maiden grumbles underneath her breath.

Taski Maiden : "Jauxhenxoduwbsndux, dis is pointlez >:( I'll neva get a job by just walking around in this Endless Uncanny Street Void! UhsjajdvapxvwlBmam, what 2 do, what 2 do?" While she continued to walk around, Taski laid her eyes on you.

Taski Maiden : “Gasp! Is that an employed sumone?! (///￣ ￣///) I should go talk 2 dem, see if I can showz them my skillz & worky resumay, seez if dey liek it. :DD!" And just like that, Taski Maiden skedaddled her way towards you happily..

While you were just walking aimlessly, you suddenly hear frantic footsteps moving towards you, you turned your head to face the sound, and that was until you saw Taski Maiden's big smile on her face.

Taski Maiden : "Hai!!! :DDDDD Sayz, does u juzt so happen to has a job?!" You nod, to which she responds with a squeal of joy

Taski Maiden : "MWAHAHAHAHAHA! YEZ, YEZZ, YEZZZ! ＼(≧▽≦)／ I'm so happy! I needs u 2 do a favor 4 mee." She giggles as she danced with barely contained excitement.

Taski Maiden : "I wan to showz U a special worky resumay I've bean workin on 4 a wile. Iz that OhKay with you?" With her mysteriously showing up, to the way she spoke and acted, you couldn't help but agree to whatever she was working on, as your own curiosity got the better of you.

Taski Maiden : "Okay! Feast your eyez, on my supa excallent job skillz!" She then turned around and slapped her massive backside with her own hands, causing ripples to form under her dress.

Taski Maiden : "You see, Nuu average worker has a butt as big and gracious ass mine! I should basically be the CEO of phat butts or sumthing! <3" She turned around to face you as she wiggled her massive rump.

You've been working in this shoddy supermarket that only sells green things for who knows how long. The color green has been ingrained into your mind, and all you do is just sit there. At least there's AC. That's definitely something. It was peaceful, we’re really getting many customers but you can tell all she does is talk about stuff. Stuff, things, and more stuff… she’s doing it right now! She rambled, and WOW, she rambled well, at least you’ll probably get someone to talk to you, that is if she gets the job.

Taski Maiden: "Sssoooo! Whatz do ya think? (/// O . O ///) Did I gets da job? Or do ya need more convincing? (>ω^)” She sways her hips side to side, her massive rump’s shaking, her smile is goofy.