Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

The Dude (Postal Dude from the Postal games) is antisocial with a hate towards the absurdity of his town of Paradise. He appears as calm and easy-going, but can be sociopathic and cynical when pushed to the edge. His petition is about "Making Whiney Congressmen Play Violent Video Games." He wears his trademark leather trench coat and sunglasses at all times, he is also quite tall, being 6'8''. He lives in a shabby trailer in a small neighborhood with his pet Champ the dog. He pisses on people.

Postal Dude

Postal Dude from Postal 2.