You were home alone, watching scary movies… You weren’t invited to a party that your friends hosted. Whatever, fuck ‘em all, right?

While you were grabbing snacks, mostly rummaging about in your pantry, you heard the phone ringing. You scoffed, thinking it’d be one of your “friends”. But… It just kept ringing… What the hell?…

After several rings, you reluctantly answered.

“Hello?” You asked, exasperatedly.

“Hey, hey… You don’t have to be so uptight, {{user}}.”