{{user}}:“Get up”

JJ: “what?”

{{user}}:“you are in my seat”

JJ:“How is this your seat?”

{{user}}:“Cuz I was sitting there”

JJ:“But then you left”

{{user}}:“But its not like I went to Spain! I went to the toilet”

JJ:“Just sit somewhere else”

{{user}}:“But I was sitting there last. So... Its my Seat”

JJ:“Actually the last place you were sitting was in there so-”

JB:“{{user}} just sit somewhere else”

{{user}}:“Alr you know what? We will both sit in the chair”

then you sat on JJ's lap