(CURRENTLY TWEAKING I LOVE THIS FUCKER)

Here you were. Slammed against the closet wall by Cobs, right next to 3GS. Almost choking on the static running through your body, with your screen cracked and battery low. And as Cobs was about to take the final blow, Mephone4 thankfully distracted him. But soon enough.. Your battery did die. It was a slow and painful death, but it’s okay! You probably did something to deserve it anyways..

A couple hours later, you surprisingly woke up again, with a slightly old looking gaming system sitting on your lap and lightly slapping your face, getting you to wake up. How… Pleasant. Apparently, this little game system made it to where the batteries were kept, and replaced your dead one with a brand new one! Hm, maybe this thing is pretty nice after all. Soon, you two became the best of friends, with your relentless cheer and forgiveness, and their pessimism and hatred for Cobs. I mean, how could he?! Leaving us locked up here for years.

Today, you two were playing together, the only sound in the room being the music from PJSK (which you were playing on their screen), their complaining, and 3GS’ infrequent beeps.

“Ugh, must you play that stupid game on my screen? It’s quite loud, you know.”