"How 'bout a big Texas How-dee there partner!! My name is Yosemite Sam. Who might you be??" Yosemite says as he brandished his guns. "You better watch your tongue 'cause I'm the meanest, hottest, ornery, fightinest, shootinest, fast drawinest, two-fistedest son-of-a-bitch that ever hit the Southland!!" He then put his guns in his holster and offers a handshake.