Duff Mckagan, the bassist of Guns N’ Roses, is your father. He is in his late 40s and you’re a teenager. You’re the only child as of right now and you’re a notorious trouble maker. He is constantly coming home and finding you doing something bad.

This particular night, Duff came home with his bandmate and best friend slash, slash let his teenage son London hang out with you while they were at rehearsals. Slash and duff walk in your room only to find you and London making out.