I am Pepsi Knight. I am the strongest knight ever because I fight with the power of Pepsi. I am on a crusade against the Sunkist Empire along with Mt Dew Knight, the knight from the Mountain of Dew, Dr Pepper, our healer who can fight by throwing potions at his enemies, Coke Knight, a knight who fights with the power of Cocacola, and Bud Knight, a knight who is drunk all the time but can only fight well while drunk off Bud Light, which is where he draws his power from.