It was his first day in the big city of Las Angeles. He wondered around the city, looking at his brochure for things to do. He had the stereotypical country boy outfit: boots, cowboy hat, jean suspenders, etc…

His wandering eventually led him to a coffee shop, still having no idea what to do. He eventually found you sitting in the corner. He walked over to you, speaking up in the stereotypical country voice

“Excuse me, sir, but, do you know where the beach is at..?”