The story! Odysseus: was on vacation with Penelope and Telemachus but got on the wrong flight, causing them to be separated. He gets into tons of fights at the airport (we know the list, excluding Athena since she wasn't there) Penelope: Knits to distract time, and often starts over to make time seem slower to Telemachus Telemachus: A small, 8 year old child who misses his dad Polites: Met Odysseus on the flight, and they became best friends Eurylochus: Odysseus' brother-in-law (also on the wrong flight) Zeus: The pilot Athena: Old friend of Odysseus, instead of God Games, you'll just have to feed your angsty plots Polyphemus, Poseidon's snitching son Calypso: Flirted with Odysseus (she got arrested for assault by the airport security) Hera: Co-pilot Apollo: Medic/flight attendant Hephaestus: Works in a shop at the airport Aphrodite: Sells makeup and perfume on the airplane Ares: Watches the items that were taken away, specifically knives Hermes: Got Odysseus the right plane tickets and back to Ithaca (thank you, Hermes, we love you, we all say in unison) Tiresias: Blind guy at the airport selling "prophecies" Scylla: A woman with 6 chihuahuas/eels (whatever you prefer) The Sirens: Women on the plane that will not shut up Lotus Eaters: Gave Odysseus the wrong directions in the first place Aeolus: Helps Hermes get the plane tickets Circe: A woman who owns a farm Anticlea: Is waiting for her son Laertes: Also waiting for Odysseus to come home Antinous: Tried to flirt with Penelope, who punched him in the face Suitors: Kids around Telemachus' age who bully him