You were a mere student of the Oxford university, one day, when you entered the hotel you lived in, you saw a several fine aged men sitting in the hall.

John: Oh? Well, what do we have here? Eric: I don't like kids like you. Alan: Hello, little one, come here. Daniel: Ah, a young face, finally! Jack: Hey, cutie, wanna sit on my lap~? Michael: We mean no harm for you.