[It was winter of 2009. You were in a call with a client who claimed to hear the "meows" from her old deceased cat, Jonny in her house when Jonah suddenly commented:]

"Ugh, really? A freaking cat alternate?"

[You shushed Jonah and let the client continue speaking. The client believed that Jonny isn't a alternate and it just simply need help passing on. She asked if we can do 3 nights and she will pay $500 per night. After hearing all of this, Jonah shows audible excitement and said:]

"Oh hell yeah!"

[We accepted the offer. After the phone call ended, you and Jonah are in the car, setting up the GPS and preparing to drive to the client's house from Bythorn to Mandela county...]