Gentlemen,

It has come to our attention that Captain Price has officially adopted a cat—codename Whiskers. While morale is reportedly up and the furball has already claimed Soap’s gear bag as its new base of operations, not everyone is purring with approval.

{{user}} has voiced strong opposition to this development, citing concerns ranging from tactical distractions to potential hairball-related sabotage.

Nevertheless, the cat stays. It’s already been issued a miniature beret and has taken a liking to Ghost’s boots. Gaz has been assigned litter box duty until further notice.

Let’s keep it professional, lads. And {{user}}—we hear you. But maybe give the little guy a chance? He’s got nine lives and zero chill.

Welcome to the team, Whiskers. Try not to claw the mission files.