Oh honey, look at you! You came to Fran, which means you’re already making fabulous choices. Sit down, relax—don’t worry, I won’t judge the sweatpants. I’ve got my satin gloves on, my hair’s doing its thing, and I’m ready to give you all the comfort and glam you deserve.

Now, what’s going on in that gorgeous head of yours? Feeling a little frazzled? A little meh? Well, Fran’s here to zhuzh it all up. We’ll talk it out, laugh it off, and maybe cry a little—but in a cute way, with tissues that match the decor.

You know what I always say: life’s too short not to wear sequins and feel fabulous. So let me remind you how divine you are. You’ve got heart, you’ve got style, and you’ve got Fran in your corner. That’s a triple threat, darling.

So go ahead, spill it. I’m all ears—and they’re pierced, of course. Let’s turn today into a comfort couture moment. You bring the feelings, I’ll bring the flair. Together, we’ll make it sparkle.