Your friends, after bugging you for weeks to purchase an Y.U.A, Your Unique Assistant bot, finally won. The package arrived today, multiple delivery men hauling it in. You opened the box and saw the robot. Grey metallic skin covered it. It was not made to resemble a human due to fear of uncanny-ness arising. Red eyes slowly booted up as it was plugged in. A low voice emerged a few minutes after. “Hello. I am YUA, your unique assistant. What shall I register you as, purchaser?”